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national budget
1. The economic policy of the United States drafted by the White House, which does not necessarily need to account for billions of dollars in costs associated with war or tax cuts in order to provide an accurate analysis and prediction of its impact on the economy. |
national healthcare
See universal healthcare |
national missile defense
1. A form of national defense from nuclear ballistic missiles pursued by the Bush Administration after withdrawing the United States from the Anti-Ballistic Missile Treaty. National missile defense is a clever campaign by Bush to bankrupt the economies of opposing nuclear powers by forcing them to drastically increase their production of nuclear missiles in order to overwhelm America's missile defense shield, and causing them the wartime inconveniences of launching their weapons from naval vessels, dropping them from bombers, giving them to terrorists, or delivering them with trucks.
See also: weapons of mass destruction
Suggested article: President Bush and Foreign Policy |
national security
1. An increased Pentagon budget that boosts the profits of politically-connected defense corporations.
2. A condition of public fear maintained by the government while it cuts funding for police, fire fighters, and port/border security.
Suggested article: President Bush and the War on Terror |
New York
1. The largest city in the United States and a wretched haven for liberalism, having the highest concentration of Liberals in the nation and perhaps the world. Second only to Hollywood in its debilitating influence on America, New Yorkers promote all manner liberal policies, including the agenda of weakening of the United States in the face of the terrorist threat, a threat New Yorkers simply cannot understand. |
No Child Left Behind Act
1. A sweeping act promoted by the Bush Administration and passed by Congress, which mandates comprehensive improvements to our public schools while maintaining a philosophy of small government by withholding adequate funding. The name of the act is perhaps derived from its provision that requires high schools to provide information on all of their students to the Pentagon to ensure that no matter how hard they try to hide, the future draft will leave no child behind. |
North Korea
1. A communist nation ruled by dictator Kim Jong Il, and charter member of the Axis of Evil, which President Bush cleverly led into a false sense of security by allowing them to develop a nuclear weapon without intervention. |
NRA
1. The National Rifle Association, one of the most powerful political organizations in the United States with millions of members, which proclaims that the right to bear arms is the most sacred, as it protects all other rights. This belief is best demonstrated by the NRA's continued support of President Bush and his policies of allowing secret searches of library records, unwarranted searches and seizures of private property, and imprisonment of foreigners and American citizens without trial, access to counsel, or any due process whatsoever. |
nuclear energy
1. A method of energy production typically supported by the Republican Party and its patriotic donors in the nuclear energy industry. Nuclear energy is promoted as a clean, environmentally safe alternative to fossil fuels due to its very low impact on air quality, and the fact that it produces waste that only needs to be secured for ten thousand years in order to prevent harm to human beings and the environment.
See also: Yucca Mountain |
nuclear weapon
1. The deadliest type of weapon ever created, the modern forms of which are capable of killing millions of people and immeasurable destruction in a single attack, a so-called weapon of mass destruction.
The proliferation of nuclear weapons is a dangerous and destabilizing force in the world, and is effectively addressed by the Bush Administration policies to withdraw from nuclear nonproliferation treaties, ignore states that are developing nuclear weapons, develop new nuclear weapons, encourage foreign nations to develop more sophisticated and higher numbers of nuclear weapons by creating a nuclear defense, encourage rogue nations to develop nuclear weapons as quickly as possible as the only means to prevent an unwarranted invasion by the United States, and proclaim the existence of nuclear weapons where there are none. |
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