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Wal-Mart
1. The largest private employer in the United States, Wal-Mart champions the American values of noble humility and a strong work ethic by paying low wages and meager healthcare to its workers, forcing unpaid overtime, and encouraging countless suppliers and surrounding local businesses to likewise reduce their labor costs or face bankruptcy. |
war
1. The preferred state of being for the United States under a Republican president as it is easier to promote patriotism, loyalty, fear, and self-censorship among the civilian population.
2. An option of last resort, which must always be taken as soon as possible. |
war crime
1. Any action taken by warring parties (excluding the United States) during the course of military conflict (excluding the War on Terror) which is deemed illegal by international treaty such as the deliberate targeting of civilians and hospitals, and the torture and execution of prisoners.
Such rules of war have proved quaint under the new threat of international terrorism, which makes clear the need for the United States to engage terrorists with unconventional means such as targeting civilian populations (that are most likely terrorist populations), targeting hospitals (that are a source of dangerous propaganda regarding civilian casualties), and torturing and executing prisoners (who, if not guilty of terrorism, were certainly guilty of something). |
War on Terror
1. The war initiated by President George W. Bush after September 11, 2001 to rid the world of evil. All who oppose or question this war must be considered part of the evil that Bush seeks to eliminate. Any discussion regarding the effectiveness or morality of the War on Terror should be dismissed immediately as an attempt to weaken our nation's resolve.
2. A war to eliminate global terrorism with the clever tactic of creating as many terrorists as possible.
See also: Operation Iraqi Freedom
Suggested articles: President Bush and the War on Terror, President Bush and Foreign Policy |
war profiteering
1. Term unknown, definition unavailable. Any person mentioning this term should be considered dangerous and mentally unstable. |
weapons of mass destruction (or WMD)
1. Weapons of a nuclear, chemical, or biological nature, which have the ability to cause massive amounts of casualties and mysteriously disappear after conducting a war to destroy their apparent existence.
2. Weapons of a nuclear, chemical, or biological nature, the components of which must be sold to friendly foreign nations and dictators by the U.S. government and/or U.S. corporations until such nations or dictators become unfriendly or uncooperative, at which point war must be initiated to disarm such "rogue nations" and remove their dictators from power in order to make the world safe from weapons of mass destruction.
See also: national missile defense |
welfare
1. Government financial assistance provided to lazy and ungrateful poor Americans who have chosen to be unemployed or work for poverty wages.
For government financial assistance provided to large corporations, see economic stimulus. |
witch hunt
1. Slang. A term typically used to describe a baseless and partisan legal action, such as a lawsuit or indictment, brought against honest Republicans for crimes that they may or may not have committed. The term "witch hunt" is appropriate regardless of the factual merits of such anti-Republican legal action. |
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