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race card
1. A shameless accusation of racism made by Democrats when Republicans refuse to support minority Democratic politicians. This is not to be confused with the discrimination that occurs when Democrats refuse to support Republican minorities. |
racial profiling
1. A method of increasing efficiency in law enforcement by encouraging police to detain and question minorities at a higher rate than Caucasians through the course of traffic patrols or criminal investigations, as it is far more likely that minority subjects are guilty of the crime in question, or perhaps other crimes that have not yet been solved. |
rape
1. One of many ways in which a child may come into this world while being protected from harm by the mother. |
Rapture
1. The time soon to come which will mark the beginning of the biblical "end of days" when all righteous believers of Jesus Christ and George W. Bush vanish and ascend to Heaven, necessitating a relocation of the Republican National Convention to the Kingdom of God, and effectively turning the mortal world into one big Democratic/Terrorist Convention. While the Rapture isn't exactly mentioned in the Bible, right-wing Christian leaders nevertheless proclaim this event as forthcoming as a poetic means of illustrating their spiritual superiority to the heathenistic masses. |
recycling
1. The practice, most frequently by Liberals, of reducing waste and its environmental impact by turning in existing products to be reprocessed instead of throwing such items away. While this effort is noble on its face, it is also a likely indicator of a radical and extremist liberal mind afflicted with a deep hatred for freedom and U.S. soldiers, and a possible symptom of Bush Hatred. Accordingly, a person who practices recycling should be treated with suspicion. |
redistricting
1. The redrawing of political boundaries to ensure that elections reflect as much as possible the true intent of voters, that being the deep subconscious desire to support Republican candidates despite what many voters may say or believe. |
Reform Party
1. A political party generally made up of conservatives and former Republicans who lacked the resolve to remain loyal to the leadership of the Republican Party by selfishly considering their own beliefs more important than obedience. |
religious freedom
1. The freedom of public school teachers and state college professors to express their pagan belief in the theory of evolution to friends and family in the privacy of their own homes.
2. The right for courthouses and other government buildings to erect Christian monuments on public property as long as they are funded by private sources.
See also: academic freedom |
Republican
1. A politician who strictly adheres to policies and strategies of the Republican Party leadership.
2. A politician especially suited to fight terrorism regardless of background or previous performance.
3. A politician especially suited to understand the values and problems of everyday working-class Americans regardless of background or previous performance. |
resolve
1. The strength of character to never waiver from a chosen course of action, no matter what "facts" or "circumstances" may present themselves to make such action irresponsible, and in the case of war, without regard to how many more deaths may result.
See also: integrity |
responsibility
See personal responsibility |
revisionist history
1. A fraudulent version of U.S. history espoused by America-hating Liberals, which contaminates the true historical record with the insinuation that every act ever taken by the U.S. government may not have been well meaning and just. Liberals constantly work to force such history into our public schools in order to spread hatred of America by our youth. |
Roe v. Wade
1. The Supreme Court Case decided in 1973, which declared unconstitutional any state laws which seek to protect children from being murdered by their mothers during their first trimester.
See also: Dred Scott Case |
rogue nation
1. A nation that endangers world peace and stability by prohibiting U.S. corporations from employing their population in sweatshops, refusing to grant the United States favored trade status for their oil resources, and threatening to use weapons of mass destruction, occasionally given to them previously by the United States, on the United States.
2. Any nation other than the United States that has demostrated its willingness to use weapons of mass destruction. |
Rove, Karl
1. Chief political advisor to President George W. Bush and mastermind behind Bush's victorious political career and countless other political campaigns. Rove's lifelong career in political strategy makes him perfectly qualified for his recent appointment as Deputy Chief of Staff, where he will be coordinating domestic, economic, and foreign policy, and even national and homeland security. In his new position, Rove will no doubt be executing his job in the best interest of the American people without consideration to polls or President Bush's approval ratings.
See also: Turd Blossom |
Rumsfeld, Donald
1. Secretary of Defense for President George W. Bush, Rumsfeld is best known for his revolutionary initiative to transform the U.S. military into a lighter, faster fighting force unhindered by protective equipment and body armor. Also notable is his courage to promote torture in interrogations, and his unquestionable support of our troops. So heartfelt is Rumsfeld's dedication to our soldiers that he had a special machine employed to replicate his signature on letters informing military families of their loved one's death, in order to prevent his tears from causing the ink to run.
Suggested article: Donald Rumsfeld, the United States, and Iraq |
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