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mandate
1. A form of political power a politician enjoys after winning an election with support from a landslide majority of voters, such as President Bush's 51% landslide victory in 2004. |
McCarthyism
1. An overly demonized agenda from the 1950s named after the late U.S. Senator Joseph McCarthy, whose only crime was to give suspected communists the opportunity to publicly explain before Congress why they should not be jailed as traitors. |
minimum wage
1. A socialist invention designed to impoverish poor business owners by forcing them to pay their employees enough money to buy basic food and perhaps even shelter. |
minority
1. A person or group of people of certain ethnicity holding a status of lesser political power than a majority group. Minorities are enthusiastically welcomed into the Republican Party after deciding to work for a living and overcoming their irrational hatred for Republican policies that may or may not have affected their lives. |
miserable failure
1. Just doing my part here. (miserable failure) |
moderate
1. A cowardly Republican politician who lacks the resolve to stand up for what is right and obey the Republican Party leadership (e.g. John McCain).
2. A rebellious and courageous Democratic politician within the evil ranks of the Democratic Party who occasionally displays their independent spirit by supporting the Republican Party platform (e.g. Zell Miller). |
Mohammed
1. A prophet of the false Islamic god Allah, and according to right-wing religious leader Jerry Falwell, the first Islamic terrorist. |
money laundering
1. A method of political campaign fund redistribution within the Republican National Committee championed by House Majority Leader Tom Delay to ensure that Republican political campaigns are unhindered by unfair laws barring candidates from being funded by downtrodden and silenced corporate executives. |
monopoly
1. The status a corporation achieves when it substantially controls an entire industry and is therefore able to provide poor products and/or services and overcharge consumers without worry of competition. A corporation that has a monopoly frequently keeps competitors from offering alternative products and/or services by any means necessary. In short, a capitalistic success worthy of encouragement, protection and praise. |
moral values
1. Values aligned with the ideals of hard work, commitment to family, and other Christian principles.*
*Moral values in America are almost exclusively associated with the issues of abortion and homosexuality and have nothing to do with other unrelated and trivial concerns such as human rights abuses, unnecessary war, war profiteering, destruction of the environment, torture, funding the military industrial complex at the expense of education and healthcare, the support of foreign dictators and murderers, and the slaughter of innocents during war. |
multiculturalism
1. A code word for the campaign to destroy the White Race. |
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