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labor union
1. A socialist organization of workers determined to shrink the profits of their employers in order to receive a living wage, retirement benefits, and healthcare. Past victories of these domestic enemies and their allies include child labor laws, weekends, worker safety regulations, overtime pay, and the minimum wage. |
law
1. An act of Congress subsequently approved by the president. Laws written to assist corporations in increasing their profit and limiting legal exposure may be purchased through the Republican Party or specific political campaigns. Contact your U.S. Representative for the latest specials and discounts. Order now! |
lawsuit abuse
1. The use of the judicial system by greedy individuals bent on collecting large financial rewards from wealthy corporations for petty annoyances such as discrimination and harassment, and disease, birth defects, and death caused by harmful products and pollution. Lawsuit abuse is a crisis within in our judicial system and must be countered with tort reform. |
liar
1. A seemingly knowledgeable person who criticizes the Bush Administration's decision to invade Iraq or claims that intelligence regarding Iraqi weapons of mass destruction was manipulated with the intent to go to war, such as 22-year CIA veteran Michael Scheuer, the 9-11 Commission, Counterterrorism Chief Richard Clarke, Iraq Survey Group leader David Kay, State Department officials who issue reports on terrorism, Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neill, Defense Department Undersecretary for Policy Lieutenant Colonel Karen Kwiatkowski, National Security Council member Rand Beers, Ambassador Joseph Wilson, General Wesley Clark, State Department weapons intelligence analyst Greg Thielmann, State Department biological and chemical weapons expert Christian Westermann, Chief of Central Command in the Middle East General Anthony Zinni, National Security Council Senior Director for Middle East Affairs Flynt Leverett, the Army War College, and many more government insiders who were quite frankly out of the loop, or simply trying to sell books by making up lies.
Suggested article: Meet the Liars |
liberal adj.
1. Of or having to do with beliefs and/or actions centered on the desire to undermine or destroy God, freedom, the United States of America, U.S. soldiers, wealthy individuals, children, the White Race, your marriage, and all things good in the world. |
liberal agenda
1. The sum of all political activity by Liberals on a wide range of issues to further the realization of their ideal society - a society in which Christianity is prohibited, all mentions of God and/or Jesus Christ are punishable by death, children are indoctrinated into homosexuality and forced to participate in anal sex, Caucasian expectant mothers are subjected to forced abortions in order to destroy the White Race, and a Homosexual Islamic Communist Dictatorship is established to rule the country in which Osama Bin Laden and Ellen Degeneres are worshipped as gods. |
liberal elite
1. Sometimes called "Limousine Liberals", the wealthy class of arrogant and self-important individuals, usually residing on the east and west coasts, who act on their hatred and contempt for everyday working-class Americans by advancing agendas such as unemployment benefits, labor protections, universal healthcare, and the right of workers to collectively bargain.
See also: Hollywood, New York |
liberal media
1. The great majority of the mainstream media, whose corporations are owned and operated by wealthy Republican capitalists, that engage in a constant campaign of domestic propaganda to undermine the wealthy, Republicans, and capitalism.
The term "liberal media" should be used as much as possible. When the public embraces the theory of the media as a liberal conspiracy, they have been successfully trained to reject negative reporting on Republicans as liberal bias, and accept positive reporting on Republicans without question. |
Liberal n.
1. A person of despicable character who displays their hatred for freedom by demanding that accused terrorists have the right to a trial, who demonstrates their disgust for democracy by demanding that electronic voting machines produce paper trails, who shows their contempt for U.S. soldiers by demanding that they come home safe, who flaunts their scorn for working-class Americans by demanding higher wages and affordable healthcare, and who exhibits their utter disdain for the teachings of Jesus Christ by tirelessly screaming about "peace" and "nonviolence".
Liberals have been amazingly adept at maintaining their oppression of our society, despite the fact that conservative Republicans control the executive branch, Congress, the judiciary, the majority of state governments, corporate America, our financial institutions, and the media corporations. For this reason, all undesirable aspects of our society are to be blamed on Liberals, and not the people who write our laws, set government policy, interpret the law, lead and control our economy, and give us our news. |
liberate
1. The act of bringing freedom to an oppressed people of a foreign nation by removing their despotic rulers from power, installing U.S.-appointed leaders, handing control of their natural resources over to U.S. corporations, and killing them. |
lie
1. A false statement made by a Democratic politician about an extramarital sexual encounter. |
lobbyist
1. A type of Washington insider frequently criticized for their undue influence on Democratic politicians, but who nevertheless provide an invaluable service to Republican politicians by keeping them informed of issues important to business and religious leaders, and delivering large stacks of patriotic campaign contributions. |
loyalty
1. The admirable quality possessed by all true Republicans of knowing when to compromise their personal beliefs and sense of right and wrong in order to keep quiet and obey the Republican Party leadership when it counts, no matter the consequences. |
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