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Jesus Christ
1. The Son of God, who was born of a virgin, and sent to walk among mankind in order to spread the word of God, save the human race from damnation, and prevent same-sex couples from filing a joint income tax return. The Bible's New Testament is full of Jesus' teachings, but such passages are best avoided as they tend to be confusing and seemingly contradictory to the actions of Republican leaders. Therefore, all who seek the wisdom of Jesus Christ should depend solely on right-wing evangelists and Republican leaders to best understand His teachings.
To read some of Christ's teachings in His own words, see The Bible. |
job growth
1. An economic condition in which some of the middle and lower class jobs that were lost during the Bush Administration were recreated with lower wages. |
junk science (or science)
1. Any science employing "observations", "studies", "experts", "statistics", "analysis", and/or other questionable means when arriving at conclusions, usually politically motivated, which contradict the perfectly reasonable and correct assumptions held by energy and chemical corporations and the Bush Administration. |
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