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illegal combatant (or unlawful combatant)
1. A prisoner (most likely guilty) taken into indefinite custody during the War on Terror who is so incredibly dangerous that they must be held without trial or access to legal counsel in order to ensure the preservation of American freedoms. |
incivility
1. A display of hysterical rudeness and discourtesy by Democrats or moderate Republicans when publicly criticizing one or more Republicans in a harsh manner, especially when using strong language to accuse a Republican of something which they cannot refute. [Submitted by Joseph Buchanan] |
independence
1. The state a nation achieves when its people are in charge of their own destiny and accepting of their dependence to the United States. |
indictment
1. A formal charge of offense brought by a prosecuting authority after a jury finds enough evidence to warrant a charge and proceed with a trial. Indictments are used to prosecute morally reprehensible criminals, typically liberals who tend to lack respect for law and order.
2. A partisan weapon of the Democratic minority in government to attack noble Republicans such as House Majority Leader Tom Delay. [Submitted by Squishy] |
integrity
1. The courageous resolve to never admit a mistake or take any action that may infer a mistake was made. |
intellectualism
1. A weak-minded and pansy dedication, most frequently held by Liberals, to think and talk about issues before acting on them. So-called intellectuals are also known to learn about subjects before forming steadfast opinions on them, frequently employing things like books while ignoring the reliable information and opinions presented by AM radio personalities and Fox News. |
intelligent design
1. The scientific theory of the universe which states that since we don't yet understand every detail about how the universe works, it must therefore have been created by an invisible supernatural creature who most likely resembles the Christian God, scientifically speaking.
See also: evolution |
intolerance
1. The act of complaining when Christian conservatives are intolerant of anyone who is not a Christian conservative. |
Iran
1. An Islamic nation in the Middle East ruled by an oppressive regime that threatens its neighbors and the United States by harboring terrorists and developing weapons of mass destruction. It may become necessary to carry out military strikes against Iran to destroy its weapons of mass destruction, remove the despotic regime from power, and bring freedom to its people.
See also: Iraq, Syria |
Iraq
1. An Islamic nation in the Middle East that was ruled by an oppressive regime that threatened its neighbors and the United States by harboring terrorists and developing weapons of mass destruction. It became necessary to carry out military strikes against Iraq to destroy its weapons of mass destruction, remove the despotic regime from power, and bring freedom to its people.
See also: Iran, Saddam Hussein, Operation Iraqi Freedom, Syria
Suggested article: Donald Rumsfeld, the United States, and Iraq |
Iraq War
See Operation Iraqi Freedom |
Islam
1. A barbaric and false religion whose leaders promote the subjugation of women, damn other religions as an affront to their god Allah, and condemn all who hold different beliefs as heretics. The heretical followers of Islam will burn in Hell for all time for affronting God, and prescribing a subjugation of women that differs from the proper family role of women as explained by Christian leaders. |
Israel
1. A good and peaceful nation in the Middle East forced to respond to the killing of its soldiers and civilians at the hands of Palestinian terrorists by killing Palestinian civilians and police, peace activists, journalists, and other potential terrorists while demolishing civilian neighborhoods and occupying Palestinian land.
2. The nation and people mandated by the Holy Scripture to receive unqualified and unquestioning military and economic aid in its occupation of Palestinian lands in order to prepare the Earth for the return of Jesus Christ. |
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