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Gannon, Jeff
See Guckert, James |
gay marriage
See same-sex marriage |
Geneva Conventions
1. The four conventions of 1949, and associated conventions and protocols that have been held since 1864, signed by nearly 200 nations including the United States, which set limitations on the actions of warring parties concerning matters such as the targeting of hospitals and civilian populations, the treatment of prisoners, and the destruction of civilian communities. These quaint rules were drafted and agreed upon in a simpler time by well-meaning diplomats who surely would have granted special exemption to the United States, and especially President George W. Bush, for any actions associated with the War on Terror. |
global warming
1. A fraudulent theory of pollution-induced climate change promoted by a vast global conspiracy of thousands of alarmist environmental scientists, who are determined to establish a radical oppressive government bent on destroying the economy of the United States by forcing corporations to spend modest sums of capital on environmental upgrades for their polluting factories.
Should public opinion demand action on this issue, the term "climate change" has been tested as an effective alternative to diminish public concern.
Suggested article: President Bush and the Environment |
God
1. The Supreme Being and Creator of all things, the Founder of the Republican Party, Our Lord. As the divine source of inspiration and strength for all Republicans, He speaks through them and His Works take form through Republican Acts. To oppose Republicans is to oppose Him.
See also: The Bible, Jesus Christ |
government oversight
1. The meddling of government bureaucrats into matters of no consequence such as the safety of prescription drugs, environmental pollution, and corporate fraud. |
Green Party
1. A political party made up of perpetually drug-induced, tree-hugging, communist-loving, terrorist-sympathizing hippies determined to fundamentally change the United States by forcing businesses to pay workers a living wage, preventing the destruction of the environment, promoting energy efficiency, decentralizing the power and wealth that appropriately resides in only a few hands, and promoting alternatives to war in the spread of democracy. A more horrifying political agenda does not exist in this world, perhaps only exceeded in immorality by the liberal agenda. |
Guckert, James
1. A patriotic, fair and balanced reporter from Talon News whose reputation was smeared by liberal internet bloggers and the liberal media by exposing his connections to gay prostitution. Guckert was targeted by Liberals solely for his fair and balanced reporting. The facts that Guckert was a fake journalist hired by GOPUSA, gained regular access to White House press briefings using a false name, was one of the original recipients of classified information exposing a CIA agent, never failed to present favorably loaded questions to Scott McClellan and President Bush, and whose reports where frequently copied verbatim from White House press statements are irrelevant and have absolutely nothing to do with the attacks against him.
Suggested reading: The Bush Administration's Covert Propaganda |
gun control
1. An agenda pursued by Liberals to disarm U.S. citizens of all weapons in order to inhibit resistance to the rise of a future communist dictatorship in the United States.
2. As a symptom of criminal worship by Liberals, an agenda of ensuring that only their beloved criminals are armed in order to subjugate law-abiding citizens, for whom they have utter contempt.
See also: The Bill of Rights |
gut
1. Along with God "The Almighty", gut is a frequent and celebrated advisor to President George W. Bush for domestic and international affairs. Gut often bears a striking resemblance to Karl Rove, Vice President Dick Cheney, and corporate think tanks. |
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