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faith
1. The unequivocal knowledge, requiring neither evidence nor logic, that you are right and working as God's instrument while all others holding different views are wrong and against God's Plan. |
faith-based
1. Describing an organization, typically a charity, which endorses a particular religion and should therefore be endorsed by the federal government. Faith-based charities and social services are by definition based on the unequivocal legitimacy of faith, and therefore do not require the complex licensing and qualifications of secular organizations in order to receive government funding. |
family values (or pro-family)
1. Values firmly aligned against family planning and homosexual families, such as the belief that a parentless child is better left in the care of the government or on the street than in a home with homosexual parents. |
Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA)
1. The federal agency, now under President Bush's Department of Homeland Security, charged with the mission of "disaster mitigation, preparedness, response, and recovery planning." Such activities, however, take place only after a disaster observation phase, which may last several days before FEMA begins to respond. During such time, the priority of FEMA rescue personnel, as stated by former FEMA director Michael Brown during Hurricane Katrina, is to "convey a positive image of disaster operations" to ensure that negative effects from such disasters do not unnecessarily tarnish the image of President Bush's strong and steadfast leadership in protecting Americans. |
filibuster
1. A legislative tactic used by the minority party in the Senate of forcing endless debate in order to prevent legislation favored by the majority. Filibusters have been used by Republicans when in the minority to prevent dangerous and radical appointments by a Democratic president from undermining our democracy, and have recently been used by minority Democrats to block judicial appointments by President Bush, effectively undermining our democracy.
2. A war waged by Democrats against people of faith by preventing the ability of the poor, downtrodden fundamentalist Christian minority to completely control all aspects of our society and government. [Submitted by Jwdawg33] |
fiscal responsibility
1. The policy of ensuring that the national debt is caused by increased military spending and decreased tax revenue, and not caused by fiscally irresponsible expenditures such as unemployment benefits, healthcare, education, and scientific research. |
flag burning
1. A dangerous form of political expression practiced by liberal protestors and terrorists to express their desire to destroy the United States and bring about anarchy. Flag burning must be prohibited in order to prevent American Liberals from signaling their allegiance to Al Qaeda. |
flip-flop
1. Slang. The weak-minded act of changing or slightly altering an opinion after a consideration of facts and circumstances. Typically a symptom of intellectualism.
See also: resolve |
Focus On The Family
1. More appropriately called "Force It On The Family," the religious organization headed by Dr. James Dobson that lobbies government to ensure that the ludicrous notion that church and state should be separated is held in check, and that families all across America enjoy the benefits of living by Dr. Dobson's rules, whether or not they agree with him. |
Founding Fathers
1. The great American thinkers of the 18th century whose ideas and sacrifice established the United States and the Constitution. The Founding Fathers sought to escape the oppressive rule of King George III, his persecution of the wealthy elite, and his tolerance of homosexuals. |
Fox News
1. A refreshing rarity of fair and balanced journalism in the mainstream media. In contrast to the extreme radical liberal slant of all other mainstream outlets, Fox News is dedicated to being fair and balanced. It is their unwavering dedication to being fair and balanced that makes them so fair and balanced. Fox News provides fair and balanced news and commentary for fair and balanced people. Fox News is fair and balanced. Fox news is fair and balanced. Fox News is fair and balanced.
See also: liberal media
Suggested article: Fox News is Fair and Balanced |
freedom
1. In the United States, the right of citizens to live their lives as they please without fear of government persecution as long as they do not infringe on the rights of their fellow citizens, speak negatively about the War on Terror, wish to marry a person of the same sex, or demonstrate against President Bush in places where he might actually see or hear them.
2. In foreign countries, the right of citizens to vote for (or be ruled under) a U.S.-installed or U.S.-friendly leader, work 12 and 14-hour days in sweatshops, and have their government industries and natural resources privatized by U.S. corporations.
3. A patriotic type of fried potato food served in the Congress cafeteria and occasionally found in restaurants across the nation.
See also: democracy |
freedom is on the march
1. An expression frequently used by President George W. Bush to call attention to the spread of freedom under his watch. "Freedom is on the march" is clever language crafted to ensure that Americans subconsciously know that the only way freedom spreads is through something that marches, meaning the military, and not something like diplomacy. The phrase also helps create the necessary understanding in the American mind that freedom and war are one and the same. |
Freedom of Information Act
1. Legislation passed in 1966, which endangers national security by granting U.S. citizens access to information regarding the actions of their government. |
freedom of speech
1. The right of Americans to express observations of perceived inferiorities of women and minorities, which might not be considered politically correct.
2. Piles of money given to Republican politicians.
3. The right of the people to voice support for the government in a time of war. |
free press
1. The media (press) in the United States, which enjoys the option to praise the Bush Administration for free instead of receiving payments in return.
Suggested reading: The Bush Administration's Covert Propaganda |
free trade
1. The agenda of encouraging nations to remove business-related obstacles to foreign corporations such as tariffs, and remove government assistance to domestic corporations such as tax subsidies, in order to create a level playing on which the world's corporations may compete.*
*In the case such conditions negatively affect U.S. corporations, free trade is the agenda of encouraging the U.S. government to erect business-related obstacles to foreign corporations such as tariffs, and provide government assistance to domestic corporations such as tax subsidies, in order to create a level playing on which the world's corporations may compete.
2. The economic agenda of wealthy corporations to outsource manufacturing operations to nations with the cheapest labor and weakest environmental and labor laws, thereby encouraging all other nations to remove their own environmental and labor protections as necessary in order to make themselves more attractive to corporate investors and hence, spread the prosperity of Western-style capitalism around the world. |
frivolous lawsuit
1. A lawsuit filed by middle and lower class Americans for large sums of money against large corporations for any reason whatsoever. |
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