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Bible, The (or The Holy Scripture)
1. The holy scripture of the Christian faith divinely inspired by God Himself, the most important parts of which are the Old Testament and the Book of Revelations. The Bible includes countless lessons of wisdom from Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, including the following:
Luke 6:31
Do harm unto others if you suspect they might one day possibly do harm unto you.
Matthew 19:24
It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich Liberal to enter the kingdom of God.
Matthew 5:39
Turn the other cheek in order to avert your eyes and mind from the suffering of the poor and the carnage of war.
Mark 12:31
Hate thy homosexual neighbor. There is no other commandment greater than this.
Matthew 5:7
Blessed are the merciful bringers of shock and awe, for they will be shown mercy.
Matthew 5:9
Blessed are the war makers, for they will be called sons of God.
Matthew 5:10
Blessed are those who persecute other people in the name of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of Heaven.
Luke 6:36
Be merciful to people who look and think exactly like you, just as your Father is merciful to people who look and think exactly like Him.
As the Bible's length is intimidating to many otherwise willing readers, an abridged version of the Scripture is available, which captures all the knowledge of God's laws, lessons for living, and His endless love into one single verse:
Leviticus 18:22
Thou shalt not lie with a man as with a woman; it is an abomination.
See also: The Ten Commandments |
big government
1. A general policy of government supported by Liberals to promote the general welfare of the nation through large bureaucracies funded by taxes. This should not be confused with the Republican policy of constantly increasing the large Pentagon bureaucracy and funding it with debt.
2. An unjust form of government supported by Liberals, which seeks to control the lives of everyday citizens by testing food for contamination, reviewing products such as prescription drugs for health hazards, and placing restrictions on industrial pollution.
See also: small government |
big tent
1. Term used to describe the Republican Party's acceptance of many different viewpoints. In contrast to the differing factions within other political parties, all Republican Party members hold party loyalty above all other principles, and will put aside differences in order to obey the party leadership when ordered, even when in contradiction to their personal beliefs. |
Bill of Rights, The
1. The first modification to the Constitution made shortly after its ratification by the original thirteen states in order to better protect the rights of their citizens. The entire Bill of Rights is as follows: |
bipartisan
1. The quality of a Republican-drafted bill when supported by a majority of Republicans and Democrat Joe Lieberman. |
bipartisanship
1. A spirit of cooperation in the U.S. government when Republicans make the gracious invitation for Democrats to accept their policies without argument after such policies are drafted and finalized by Republicans behind closed doors.
2. According to Republican icon and former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, another term for "date rape". |
birth control
1. Any and all methods designed to allow sex without pregnancy such as condoms and birth control pills. Sex acts conducted without the purpose of having children are an affront to God and should not be encouraged by promoting birth control of any kind.
See also: abstinence |
Brown, Michael "Brownie"
1. Former director of the Federal Emergency Management Agency, appointed by President George W. Bush. Brown was appointed to this position for his strong experience in emergency management from his tenure as Commissioner of the International Arabian Horse Association and being a former college roommate of a major Bush campaign fundraiser. |
Bush, George W.
1. Elected by a vast majority of voters in 2000 and 2004, George W. Bush is the current president of the United States, "Our Leader".
2. President Bush is a straight shooter who is just like you and me. Lacking the pansy intellectualism typical of many liberal leaders, President Bush knows there is a simple answer to every problem and that complicated statistics and studies by "experts" are barriers to progress. As such, President Bush is celebrated for consulting God and his gut when determining the best course of action for our nation at home and abroad.
3. The leader of the Good side in our current battle against the Evil side. Which side are you on?
4. The Way, the Truth, and the Life. No man cometh unto the Father except through Him.
Suggested article: George W. Bush, Background and as Texas Governor |
Bush Hatred
1. A mental condition afflicting millions of Liberals all over the world, especially those in the United States, the primary symptom of which is irrational feelings of hatred toward President George W. Bush. Bush Hatred prevents its victims from realizing President Bush's great value to our nation and the world. Most criticism of President Bush is a product of this debilitating mental condition whose victims should be pitied, but not taken seriously no matter how rational or intelligent they appear.
2. Hatred of the United States. |
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