Random Definitions
pollution
1. An unfortunate but necessary byproduct of beneficial industry in productive societies which may result in minimal aesthetic changes to the environment, but causes no harm whatsoever to the health of human beings, animals, plants, or the natural environment in any way, shape, or form. The problem of pollution is best handled by the polluting industry, which is eager and willing to cut their short-term profit margins in order to reduce harmful emissions, as long as they are permitted to do so without government oversight.
Suggested article: President Bush and the Environment |
academic freedom
1. The freedom of public school teachers and state college professors to teach the scientific theory of intelligent design to their students without fear of persecution.
See also: religious freedom |
gay marriage
See same-sex marriage |
Enron
1. A corrupt Houston-based energy corporation that manufactured an energy crisis in California and defrauded employees and shareholders out of millions of dollars in stock value and pensions for the financial benefit of its executives. Neither Enron, nor its former chairman Kenneth "Kenny Boy" Lay, have any relevant ties whatsoever to the Republican Party or President George W. Bush. |
national budget
1. The economic policy of the United States drafted by the White House, which does not necessarily need to account for billions of dollars in costs associated with war or tax cuts in order to provide an accurate analysis and prediction of its impact on the economy. |
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